Funny Quotes

"That man needs Jesus." -Gus, Psych

"El trampolina de gante." -Shawn, Psych

"Little known fact, bigfoot only wore a size ten!" -Shawn, Psych

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me." -Harry Potter

"The things I do for love." -Courage the Cowardly Dog

"Everytime I hear thunder, I wonder if vampires are playing baseball." -I see this EVERYWHERE

"Boys in books are just better." -This was on a picture I saw once

"You get in the way of me and the next Harry Potter movie, and you're gonna be slaughtered." -Also on a picture

"I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her!" -Alice, New Moon

"That homeboy, could have been a psycho!" -Jessica, New Moon

"Yeah, I know, I know. They're the good guys, they're here to help, they're going to save us all. Etcetera, etcetera. Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular." -Jacob, Breaking Dawn

"You can't trust vampires... Trust me." -Edward, New Moon

"What do you mean I'm too young to marry Edward Cullen?!" -My three year old cousin

"I cut pages 73-381 out of New Moon. Jacob can go die." -Again, on a picture

"Love is blind. Unless you're an old fat guy with no teeth and a beard so long you look like you're auditioning to be Dumbledore in the next Harry Potter movie. Then you're just screwed." -My bestest friend, Tucker

"...Scary Pineapples!!!" -Again, my bestest friend Tucker

"...Did you go to Target?.." -You guessed it

"...Turtles..." -An original quote

"Yeah, well, I'm stupid, so..." -This was me :)

"I am so confused... Oh wait, maybe I'm not." -I saw it on a t-shirt once

"WARNING: If zombies are chasing us, I am so tripping you." -On another t-shirt

"Bacon makes everything better." -Again, t-shirt

"Don't follow in my sootsteps, I run into a lot of walls." -It's an ongoing thing between me and my friends

"I'm a Godmother. It's a great thing, being a Godmother. She's calls me God. That's cute, I taught her that." -Ellen DeGeneres

"I don't have ADHD, it's just- HEY LOOK, A SQUIRREL!" -My bestest friend (again)

"SQUIRREL ASSASSINS!!" -My personal favorite

"The cereal killers are coming! Hide your frosted flakes!" -Another ongoing joke

Add some of your own! :D

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Permalink Reply by Natshane on August 11, 2011 at 10:13am

Yeah! Though HON is ranked 3rd in my best Vamp series, haha

Gleekers! :D said:

Me too! The idea is just so creative! Who ever thought a "vampyre finishing school" would be one of the greatest vamp stories of all time? I can't wait for their next book :)

Lola Masher said:
i love that series sooooo much!! :D (the house of night i mean..lol)

Permalink Reply by Gleekers! :D on August 11, 2011 at 10:02pm

xD Haha, what's first? HON is first for me.

Natshane said:

Yeah! Though HON is ranked 3rd in my best Vamp series, haha

Gleekers! :D said:
Me too! The idea is just so creative! Who ever thought a "vampyre finishing school" would be one of the greatest vamp stories of all time? I can't wait for their next book :)

Lola Masher said:
i love that series sooooo much!! :D (the house of night i mean..lol)

Permalink Reply by Natshane on August 19, 2011 at 3:44am

My first would always be Morganville Vampire series by Rachel Caine! Haha

Gleekers! :D said:

xD Haha, what's first? HON is first for me.

Natshane said:
Yeah! Though HON is ranked 3rd in my best Vamp series, haha

Gleekers! :D said:
Me too! The idea is just so creative! Who ever thought a "vampyre finishing school" would be one of the greatest vamp stories of all time? I can't wait for their next book :)

Lola Masher said:
i love that series sooooo much!! :D (the house of night i mean..lol)

Permalink Reply by Natshane on August 19, 2011 at 3:47am

"Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know."
"And I could rent out your room."
"And I could put your game console on eBay."
"Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean."

-Morganville Vampires

One of my fav quote!

Permalink Reply by Gleekers! :D on August 20, 2011 at 8:31pm

xD That was a great one!
Natshane said:

"Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know."
"And I could rent out your room."
"And I could put your game console on eBay."
"Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean."

-Morganville Vampires

One of my fav quote!

Permalink Reply by Lola Masher on September 1, 2011 at 6:10pm

"I would kill for a noble peace prize" Found it on a pic....HALERIOUS! :P

Permalink Reply by Gleekers! :D on September 7, 2011 at 8:54pm

xD That is so funny!~ xD

Lola Masher said:

"I would kill for a noble peace prize" Found it on a pic....HALERIOUS! :P

Permalink Reply by Sherlock! on September 24, 2011 at 8:59pm

OMG!!! I love the MV Series!!! But ive only read a few of them.

Natshane said:

My first would always be Morganville Vampire series by Rachel Caine! Haha

Gleekers! :D said:
xD Haha, what's first? HON is first for me.

Natshane said:
Yeah! Though HON is ranked 3rd in my best Vamp series, haha

Gleekers! :D said:
Me too! The idea is just so creative! Who ever thought a "vampyre finishing school" would be one of the greatest vamp stories of all time? I can't wait for their next book :)

Lola Masher said:
i love that series sooooo much!! :D (the house of night i mean..lol)

Permalink Reply by Gleekers! :D on September 26, 2011 at 7:51pm

I just need volume four.

Sherlock! said:

OMG!!! I love the MV Series!!! But ive only read a few of them.

Natshane said:
My first would always be Morganville Vampire series by Rachel Caine! Haha

Gleekers! :D said:
xD Haha, what's first? HON is first for me.

Natshane said:
Yeah! Though HON is ranked 3rd in my best Vamp series, haha

Gleekers! :D said:
Me too! The idea is just so creative! Who ever thought a "vampyre finishing school" would be one of the greatest vamp stories of all time? I can't wait for their next book :)

Lola Masher said:
i love that series sooooo much!! :D (the house of night i mean..lol)