Noodle soup

This song we sing at gs camp...it's one of my favorites, hope you like it:
I was born one night, one morn when the whistle went toot toot (toot toot)
You can fry a cake or buy a steak when the mudpeis are in bloom.
Does 6&6 make 9? Does ice grow on a vine? Is old man joe, an Eskimo in the good old summer time?
You can loop the loop in your noodle soup & give your socks a shine.
I'm guilty judge I stole the fudge 3 cheers for auld Lang syne!!
I cannot tell a lie, I hocked an apple pie. It's in a tree, beneath the sea, above the bright blue sky.
Oh they call me king napoleon but I'm not him at all.
I come from south Dakota, way down from old saint paul.
I'll sue them all for slander, I'll make them all repent, for how can I be Bonaparte when I'm the president?
So if Easter eggs don't shave their legs & their children won't have ducks (quack, quack).
I'd rather buy a lemon pie for 47 bucks.
What down in Barcelonia,
They fell into the foamia
Now this is all balonia,
Paderewski blow your horn (toot toot)

A song be camp judy layne